Calgary doctors don’t get irony

The jokes just write themselves when you consider that Calgary doctors are protesting a ban on driving while telecommunicating on the grounds that without being able to chat on the phone at all times of the day or night they will be unable to do their jobs and thus lives will be lost. Physician heal thyself. This is bound to one day result in an infinite feedback loop of doctors crashing their cars while distracted by their phones, creating serious injury nessecitating emergency services to be called in resulting in the summoning of more doctors via phone who in turn crash their cars. Its the circle of life.