Jan Philip Scharbert, international jerk supreme has been busted tagging on to the Franz Josef Glacier by some camera-carrying English tourists. He wasn’t craftily carving the ice or anything like that – he was actually spray-painting it (and some surrounding rock walls). The man made him spend a day and a half cleaning up the mess he made while eco-tourists and eco-tour-guides heckled him mercilessly. Those camouflage shorts must not work as well as he hoped.