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Perry, Thrust, Nom, Nom.

Finally, you can now fence your food even if it’s not stolen with this new barbecue sword. Swashbukle your way to cullinary greatness with agile and elegant precision, unlike those brutish blasters. Mask included, presumably to help protect those you love.

2 Responses to “Perry, Thrust, Nom, Nom.”

  1. Duke of Dupont says:

    That is totally a Father’s Day gift one shot. If Walmart isn’t all over it yet, it will be. I would like to hope that it would be in the yard sales by next summer.. but sadly I can see sentimental fathers holding on to it. Placed playfully in the BBQ rack waiting for the day when it can be jokingly pull out at the bbq / pool party that never happens. I can see the dad now. He’s musing at the thought of his kids friends saying ‘ha ha! you’re dad is so funny’. Ya.. then he’ll be the ‘cool’ dad on the block… that’ll make up for driving around the minivan. Yup. All the other men on the block will idolize his hilarious tools and knick-knacks. The other novelty items didn’t work, but this one.. this one will make them see the light.

  2. Pwhndvve says:

    Honi soit legate left buy cytotec then announced estivities.

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